Monday, October 6, 2008

Alan Nolet Returns Bruised and Battered

by I. C. Palin, Fish and Game Magazine

Alan Nolet returned to the Otters last Friday after spending the last two weeks “hunting” for elk in the northwest.

Nolet and partner Marty were bruised and battered by their quarry.

“I don’t really know what happened out there,” said Nolet, “one minute everything was fine then WHAMO, Marty and I were attacked.”

Nolet went on to say that this was a life changing experience. “This really made me think of what is important. I have ripped up my NRA card, registered democrat so I can vote for Obama and made a promise to my Otter team mates that I will be there for the playoffs.”

This clip surfaced on the internet and was submitted by Bambi. Please note Marty and Alan are speaking in Nolet’s native tongue and there is some chick’s voice on the tape, perhaps Brandy?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Boy, this is a completely new spin for the TV show SNAPPED. I think the Buck was offended by the shaven body.