P/Otter Forward Recognized.

P/Otter Forward Recognized.

The recent P/Otter free-agent signing of speedy & bruising forward Mike “maya angelou” Ralston has bolstered the offence, but has also added an accomplished poet laureate to teams depth chart. Ralston was recently recognized at the America Society of Mid-Aged Bow Hunter & Muscle Car national convention, held at the prestigious Al’s Motor Lodge & Liquor Barn in Badger Nads, Wisconsin. Mike received the prestigious Staggering Elk Award for his latest poem entitled,

“Marty & Alan’s Excellent Adventure”

Marty Marty shot his darty
rubbed in scent of new bull party
Played it cool
but wait, wait, wait
need grey bull Alan to find this date...

6x6 says my math-wiz table
a manly sum, a hard-won prize
drawn and quartered or boned and hauled
this day of joy, enjoyed by all*

inedible to some & delectable to you
indefensible, primal or regrettable --
but un-believable...I think
here's hoping the bull family doesn't sue
and...that's MISTER Incredibull to you
(just not at the rink)

This is quite an honor for Ralston as well as the entire P/Otter organization.

Team Updates

Dicky Dunn

TMZ Online ….

(quick update on team status)

Much like all wildly successful TV sit-coms or Oscar wining movies, spin-offs are inevitable. Pair this with a narcissistic need of new management to feel their importance in the work place, and you have a summary of the last 3 months of life at the rink.

What does this all mean?

The wildly successful Otter Organization was recently set upon by the IOAH Management, U.S. Department of Justice and the Canadian Adult Beer League Federation (and yes, there is a Canadian Children’s Beer League Federation up in Nova Scotia).

After several very private, closed door sessions, it was determined that for the betterment of international trade relations, the Otters needed to be dismantled and split apart into two teams.

It appears that the division was based on the “Logan’s Run Principal” and that almost everybody over the age of 40 was removed from the Otters and exiled to the historically under-achieving Polars team.

As recently retired defenseman/ team diva David Warner states,

“The Polars have ain’t never won shit!”

Was this done with the best interest on the league in mind?... Well that seems to be the statement from recently appointed IOAH Director Robert Lahey Jr. There are other factions who feel that it was done in a punitive attempt to have the two teams turn on themselves and destroy the Otter Organization from with-in..

please note that this reporter will cease from politicking anymore primarily because he’s afraid he might be erased from the annals of IOAH history….or at least the photo archive - http://molenda.us/photos/ioah/byname/