Team Updates

Dicky Dunn

TMZ Online ….

(quick update on team status)

Much like all wildly successful TV sit-coms or Oscar wining movies, spin-offs are inevitable. Pair this with a narcissistic need of new management to feel their importance in the work place, and you have a summary of the last 3 months of life at the rink.

What does this all mean?

The wildly successful Otter Organization was recently set upon by the IOAH Management, U.S. Department of Justice and the Canadian Adult Beer League Federation (and yes, there is a Canadian Children’s Beer League Federation up in Nova Scotia).

After several very private, closed door sessions, it was determined that for the betterment of international trade relations, the Otters needed to be dismantled and split apart into two teams.

It appears that the division was based on the “Logan’s Run Principal” and that almost everybody over the age of 40 was removed from the Otters and exiled to the historically under-achieving Polars team.

As recently retired defenseman/ team diva David Warner states,

“The Polars have ain’t never won shit!”

Was this done with the best interest on the league in mind?... Well that seems to be the statement from recently appointed IOAH Director Robert Lahey Jr. There are other factions who feel that it was done in a punitive attempt to have the two teams turn on themselves and destroy the Otter Organization from with-in..

please note that this reporter will cease from politicking anymore primarily because he’s afraid he might be erased from the annals of IOAH history….or at least the photo archive - http://molenda.us/photos/ioah/byname/