P/Otter Forward Recognized.
The recent P/Otter free-agent signing of speedy & bruising forward Mike “maya angelou” Ralston has bolstered the offence, but has also added an accomplished poet laureate to teams depth chart. Ralston was recently recognized at the America Society of Mid-Aged Bow Hunter & Muscle Car national convention, held at the prestigious Al’s Motor Lodge & Liquor Barn in Badger Nads, Wisconsin. Mike received the prestigious Staggering Elk Award for his latest poem entitled,
“Marty & Alan’s Excellent Adventure”
Marty Marty shot his darty
rubbed in scent of new bull party
Played it cool
but wait, wait, wait
need grey bull Alan to find this date...
6x6 says my math-wiz table
a manly sum, a hard-won prize
drawn and quartered or boned and hauled
this day of joy, enjoyed by all*
inedible to some & delectable to you
indefensible, primal or regrettable --
but un-believable...I think
here's hoping the bull family doesn't sue
and...that's MISTER Incredibull to you
(just not at the rink)
This is quite an honor for Ralston as well as the entire P/Otter organization.
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