Not So Famous Otter Quotes

By Charles Dickens

There are many good hockey quotes out there like:

“I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.” Wayne Gretzky

“You have to know how to score.” Brett Hull

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.” Gordie Howe

“If you moved any slower we might paint you orange and throw you out on the highway.” Old time coach

Well here are a few quips from the beloved current and former Otters.


“Oh, I have a big list and Shrek is right on top of it.” J.N.

“Pass the puck, pass the puck, pass the puck!!!” T.B.

“I never swallowed it nor did I inhale anything.” T.M.

“Boys, let’s not be so serious, are there NHL scouts in the stands?” W.W.

“What’s a warm-up?” J.P.

“Shoot, Shoot, Shoot!!!” D.W.

“I try to fly under the radar in the dressing room, be quiet so I don’t get quoted, EVER!” W.L.

“I dated her once, I dated her once, I dated her once.” A.S.

“Even though I’m a republican, I wouldn’t want a Dick Cheney type guy as my hunting partner; with my face painted and camouflage on he might think I’m a democratic tree monkey.” A.N.

“A cherry picker is a guy who stands on a ladder and gathers fruit and the only red line I know is Krutov, Larionov and Makarov.” D.S.

“I wear a do-rag because I always wanted to be a gang banger.” R.C.

“I have my hockey gear on when I get to the rink because I have to sneak out of the house when the wife has dance lessons.” J.B.

“The Ice Oasis is the only place I can play hockey and watch TV.” V.K.

“It’s real hair and my wife did go to Cornell, so what?” C.J.

“Anything you say will be held against you.” G.A.

“Who are these Otters?” S.A.


"We drink all their beer, win the game, beat them up and no one go to jail. Good times."

-Andre 'Moose' Dupont describes facing the opposition while with the notorious Philadelphia Flyers of the 70's.