Atherton Couple Released amidst Protest and Questions
By Richard Cranium
Palo Alto Daily News
July 1, 2008
Atherton couple Jules and Alan Nolet were released and will be not be charged for being in possession of the priceless IOAH tournament trophy. It was all a misunderstanding of sorts.
This situation is not without some controversies and questions. Exclusive pictures of the Nolets’ early Saturday morning mug shots show big Alan in his face painted camouflage look and Jules in her not face painted look.
Homeland Security (formerly INS) is looking into the facts and believes both Nolets might be illegal aliens. Jules Nolet was heard talking in a different language (click and clacks) and the word “list’ was mentioned a number of times. Alan Nolet is believed to be involved in the “Golden Knights”, which is either a S&M cult or a subversive clan located in Canada. Nolet could be pronounced as Nooooolet like in French Canadien Canada. He is also known to play lacrosse, Canada's national sport and goes around the house just wearing a number 22 jersey.
Upon their release, a large crowd gathered at the Redwood City courthouse protesting cruel punishment to animals. The Ducks, represented by Donald, Daffy, Huey, Dewey and Louie, and Bambi, Thumper and Flower were outside carrying picket signs.
“I don’t really know who that little dark haired one is,” said Donald, “but that tall lanky guy has been creeping around our bushes and hanging out in our trees trying to put an arrow in one of our asses.”
How this will affect the Otter team remains to be seen.
More postings MAY follow.
Palo Alto Daily News
July 1, 2008
Atherton couple Jules and Alan Nolet were released and will be not be charged for being in possession of the priceless IOAH tournament trophy. It was all a misunderstanding of sorts.
This situation is not without some controversies and questions. Exclusive pictures of the Nolets’ early Saturday morning mug shots show big Alan in his face painted camouflage look and Jules in her not face painted look.
Homeland Security (formerly INS) is looking into the facts and believes both Nolets might be illegal aliens. Jules Nolet was heard talking in a different language (click and clacks) and the word “list’ was mentioned a number of times. Alan Nolet is believed to be involved in the “Golden Knights”, which is either a S&M cult or a subversive clan located in Canada. Nolet could be pronounced as Nooooolet like in French Canadien Canada. He is also known to play lacrosse, Canada's national sport and goes around the house just wearing a number 22 jersey.
Upon their release, a large crowd gathered at the Redwood City courthouse protesting cruel punishment to animals. The Ducks, represented by Donald, Daffy, Huey, Dewey and Louie, and Bambi, Thumper and Flower were outside carrying picket signs.
“I don’t really know who that little dark haired one is,” said Donald, “but that tall lanky guy has been creeping around our bushes and hanging out in our trees trying to put an arrow in one of our asses.”
How this will affect the Otter team remains to be seen.
More postings MAY follow.
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