Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Otter Injury News

Redwood City (AP)

Otter defenseman Alan Sheer missed Friday, June 27th game due to a ‘lower body’ injury according to team sources. TMZ later caught Mr. Sheer on camera by one of its paparazzi going in and out of several bars at Valley Fair in San Jose that same night. When asked about this, GM Aden Nolet had no comment, but that the team was looking into it and will be handled internally. Meaning possible fines might be handed out if it is true. Nolet was later overheard yelling to one of his assistants, “WTF, we don’t pay this guy to troll for chicks, we pay him to play hockey”.

On other injury news. Defenseman Tom Muthig returned to action after missing the prior game due to an ‘upper body’ injury. Asked how he felt afterwards. Muthig replied, “I feel really good. I’m a little stiff now after the game. But I felt I played well and that it shouldn’t bother me for any upcoming games”. Asked what the doctors had advised him. Muthig said “They said not to use my head as a braking device when sliding into the boards”. To which the reporter commented “No Shit Sherlock”.

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