Thursday, July 3, 2008

Russian Otters Despondent


By Richard Cranium
Siberian, Russia

The headline said it “FINAL: Spain 3-0 Russia” in the Euro 2008 semifinal football game. With that, the three Friday night IOHA Russian Otters hit the floor.

Dmitri Smirnov, CFO of the fresh air company Doless and Semore, commented, “Next to ice hockey and tobogganing, football is our sport. If our star player Boris Badenov was playing we would have had a better chance. Instead he was off gallivanting with Natasha Fatale.”

Val Kasvin said, “If they had put another 30 minutes on the mystery clock, I think we would have tied it up.”

Sergei Anufriev expressed his concern by saying, “I think they should take the team, put them up against a wall and shoot them!”

Spain went on to beat Germany in the final game.

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