SPORTS CORNER 7-14-08

By Gordie Who

There has been lots of talk recently at the Ice Oasis about the Nolets moving out of state in the next few weeks. As you know, big Alan has been traveling the last few months looking for land. There is also talk that Jules and Alan might be fleeing the country since they both have “questionable” American residency status. They could not be reached for comment since no one can find them. This “problem” should not have any bearing on the GM Aden, since he was born in the good old USA.



It appears Otter’s stalwart forward Chuck Jewett might be going on the injured reserve list. A few strains of hair may have fallen out and now need to be replugged into his head or restitched to the wig.

Newly acquired developmental player Tirso is getting rave reviews from his Wednesday night Oasis team. “We know that we won’t have him here for long,” said Oasis GM Bulslaw Udowski. “He came here with a reputation of a ladies’ man so we know he has great hands. His foot action and skating has improved remarkably. He just needs to work on his shot and goal scoring in order to get the Otters.”

A big party is on tap for the Otters and their developmental team Oasis. It looks like Saturday August 23rd can be circled on the calendar for the bash in Belmont.

Rumor has it that Otter wantabe and Oasis developmental player Bo Daly may be moving back east shortly. More will follow on this story.

The Otters have now won five in a row. Last Friday was a 6-3 contest against the Falcons. Unofficially, the Otters are 11-3-1 for the season. Developmental team Oasis is 7-9-0.