Sports Corner 8-07-08

Gary Ahern’s fish!!!

By Gordie Who

There is a good possibility that two or more spots may become available on the Otters soon or in the near future.

Speedy Rob Caplan has been hampered by a number of injuries and because of health privacy issues, full details can not be disclosed. These “injuries” were caused by roller hockey and old age and/or a combination of both situations. He has been off his skates since July 12th and may not be back for the playoffs. “There are a number of problems,” Caplan said recently, “I’m having stamina and erect issues.” Caplan went on further to say that the doctors just don’t know where to start. “They (the doctors) want to put a metal pole up my butt. Maybe I could be part of a merry-go-round,” the likeable Caplan said.
Rob is pictured here with his “dream girl”.




Quiet Wesley Leung is heading off to the Summer Olympics. This reporter got wind that Homeland Security is looking into Leung’s possible connections to an underground Chinese terrorist organization and may not let him back into the country. The government agency issued this latest picture of Leung.


Otter defense person Jules Nolet has been secretly trying out with new teams. Here she is pictured at a recent practice session with the Hawks.

Husband, big Alan Nolet is leaving the Wednesday night team and along with Jules is seeking a new venue to play their games.

GM Aden Nolet says he is staying on no matter what. “Hey, they leave and I have the house to myself. I’ve learned enough survival techniques that I can exist without them!” GM Nolet went on to say that there are plenty of up and comings on the developmental team. “We have Juha “the Finnish Terror”, Tirso and Bo Daly who is planning on staying in the area with his live-in soon to be fiancée Karin. There are plenty of skaters who want to be here,” said Nolet.