Alan is OK

by Richard Cranium

This is a follow up to the previous story on the disappearance of Alan Scheer.

Many of the readers have shown their concern in emails and phone calls to this reporter.

Monday, Alan contacted the FBI and told them he was ok.


"I was in a little mishap on Woodside Road after I left the Ice Oasis," said Scheer.
"Everything turned out fine once my car got down from the pole. I was not in a ditch and I did have on my clean whitey-tighty."



Scheer went on to say that he was at a Erhard Seminar Training (est)for referees all weekend.


"The training was intense and rigorous," voiced Scheer. "I had to keep my referee's outfit on all weekend. They had us go through all the penalty signs a thousand times. They never let us go to the bathroom or use the phone."

Scheer said he did achieve a sense of personal transformation and enhanced power in his life.

"I will be there Friday night, laced up and ready to go and I will sit with my teammates after the game," Scheer said emphatically.