Friday, December 19, 2008

What Otters Want for X-mas

Dickie Dunn - The Puckhouse Forum


While traveling with the Otters on a recent cross country flight, I found a few quiet minutes to answer my plethora of fan mail. One quite touching letter from a young child “Mike N” asked “what do you think the Otter players will ask Santa for this Christmas?”

This sparked a bit of curiosity in this old reporter’s mind. I have covered the Otters for many years now and have reported on almost every aspect of professional sports (and have even buried a few “less flattering incidents” that could have been quite embarrassing for some players….(Right Jim?...wink wink – nudge nudge). But I have never thought to ask what would a group of such gifted athletes, who seemingly have the world at the feet, want for Christmas.

Knowing the Otters all too well, I know that their humble nature would prevent them from actually sharing with me their true desires. So as any dedicated journalist would do, I enrolled in the premier elf school and took a seasonal job with Santa with the intent to sit by the big guy’s side and eavesdrop as he met with a few of the Otters during their recent charity event at Nazareth Ice Oasis.



What the Otters Asked Santa For:


David - We all saw this coming!











Val - 52" 1080p HD - NHL CenterIce Package









Jules - More free time to hang at Santana Row













Ted - Helps people hear him more clearly on the ice













Dmitri - To be a respected athlete/ model















Bo - Now that I am old I need protection (..hint Karin..)













Gary - A warm place without rats to store his gear











Jim - Finally a ballpark & Soccer Field @ Baylands Park (Bohac Fields)










Tommy - (fill in your own caption here)














Big Alan - 50 cal Barretta & a target










'Just' Alan - Sean Avery's sloppy thirds













Mark (Goalie) - To be feared on the ice as he is in Rock Band












Tirso (Equipment Manager) - V12 open headers - Cruzin' for Chicks!











Chuck - A kit to allow him to always have his game-face on











Aden (General Manager) - Unfortunatly, he will be disappointed again this Christmas

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